Located in Charlotte, NC & North Myrtle Beach, SC. Pending locations across Pacific Rim.
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HAIRY CARROT - Get In Touch With Your Inner Smartass!
www.hairycarrot.com
PROFILES IN SCOURGE
Baron Spencer Von Dahmer - COO, graphics designer (as you can see from the excellent work on this page). Developed first design at age 4 of topless morgue in which female coroner performs autopsies on a brass pole.
Dr. Robert Bimbeaux, Ph.D - CEO, inspired by Mr. Bentley's struggles with George Jefferson, the good doctor developed honky pride concept. Hopes to complete his home for slutty girls near his home and give back to the community.
Uday G. Moon - CFO, accountant to the stars. One-time middleweight racquetball champion. Continues to lobby congress to convert dollars to Krispy Kreme dougnuts.
OKAY, WE KNOW THE SITE SUCKS, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
We suggest you help us make a better site by ponying up a couple of doughnuts, I mean, dollars, and ADVERTISE HERE CHEAP. Email us for rates. Ask not, 'What can this shitty site do for me?', but 'What can I do to help out these idiots?'
HAIRY CARROT NEWS
The official blog is up and running. Click on the link below to see what kind of crap we thought up. Of course, our newest contributor, Willie B. Hardigan would love your feedback.
IF YOU DON'T ORDER OUR BUMPER STICKER, THE TERRORISTS WIN!!
"Everytime I fill my gas tank, the terrorists win!" Funny, informative, entertaining. $10 will get you 4 (and none of that postage & handling crap).
Send your check or money order to:
Hairy Carrot
PO Box 3203
North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582
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